In case you missed it, take a look at this, first putting away any fluids or substances that hysterical laughter might cause you to involuntarily inhale.
I particularly liked Al-Zarqawi’s personalized thank-you notes to parents of suicide bombers:
“Dear Mr. and Mrs. _AL-DURRA____:
Please find enclosed a Ziploc containing the remains of your martyr _TARIQ____.
Though he is now frollicking in Paradise, his comrades and I will always remember him for his ___POKEMON COLLECTION____.
Thanks to his holy sacrifice, we are one step closer to __EXTERMINATING THE JEWS___.
Yours in Sharia,
Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi