Iowahawk Excels

In case you missed it, take a look at this, first putting away any fluids or substances that hysterical laughter might cause you to involuntarily inhale.

I particularly liked Al-Zarqawi’s personalized thank-you notes to parents of suicide bombers:

“Dear Mr. and Mrs. _AL-DURRA____:

Please find enclosed a Ziploc containing the remains of your martyr _TARIQ____.

Though he is now frollicking in Paradise, his comrades and I will always remember him for his ___POKEMON COLLECTION____.

Thanks to his holy sacrifice, we are one step closer to __EXTERMINATING THE JEWS___.

Yours in Sharia,

Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi

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