Blair’s legions of bureaucrats armed with EU laws have turned England into a Monty Python skit .
Police have refused to release photographs of two escaped murderers, claiming it might breach their human rights. Killers Jason Croft and Michael Nixon are among 13 inmates to have absconded from Sudbury open jail in Derbyshire in the past two months.
A spokesman for Derbyshire Police said: “When making a decision to release any photograph, police forces must take into account numerous factors including the public interest test, whether there is a strong local policing purpose and, of course, the Human Rights and Data Protection Acts.
“Photographs of named people that are in police possession are classed as data and their release is restricted by law.
“Acpo (Association of Chief Police Officers) guidance states that releasing a ‘wanted’ photograph of a named person should only happen in exceptional circumstances where officers believe that the named suspect may be a danger to the public.”
“Unfortunately, once people abscond, it’s up to us to trace their whereabouts,” the spokesman added.
The spokesman is clearly Superintendent Parrot:
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
We must hope the escapees are allowed to continue with their light killing unmolested, enabling Superintendent P to get back to his speed cameras.