Keeping The BBC Out Of Your Life

The many Americans who enjoyed John Bolton’s elegant demolition of a BBC lefty should avoid radio alarms when visiting the UK.

That’s because Brit hotels often tune these devices to BBC “news” channels, so visitors are woken by soft terrorism – anti-American sliming, Global Warmening propaganda, and eulogies for mass murderers.

To avoid this, visitors should set their alarms to “buzzer”.

Also, if traveling on the Heathrow Express to get into London, use the carriages marked “Q” – these are the only ones that don’t carry BBC propaganda.

If you have to watch TV, you can usually get Fox News and failing that Sky (although its obsessed with Global Warmening too).


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