Target Selection

Iran provides helpful advice to our target selection teams.

“In the first minute of an invasion by the enemy, 11,000 rockets and cannons would be fired at enemy bases,” said an (Iranian) brigadier general in the elite Revolutionary Guards, Mahmoud Chaharbaghi.

Hint to Mahmoud: your cunning plan won’t work if all said rockets and cannons they get whacked in the first 30 seconds!


2 Responses to Target Selection

  1. dearieme says:

    Ah, once again it’s “elite Revolutionary Guards”.

  2. gandalf says:


    Perhaps it’s like BA:

    – Entry level is “World Terrorist” – all male Iranians qualify.

    – After stoning one rape victim they graduate to Rock World.

    – Then after victimizing at least 5 more innocents they get the Elite card, with special discounts on horrible curtains.

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